Excitement at 4am

4am on Tuesday morning... and there is a noise outside the bedroom window...

Eeee-eee-eeeeeee-e-ee-ee-eeeee-e-eeeeeee-ee-e-eee-ee-eeee

What on Earth is that??!!

Eeee-e-e-eee-ee-eeeee-e-eee-eee...

Sounds like somebody is trying to cut the glass in the window to break in!!

Eeeee-ee-eeee-eee-e-ee-eeee-ee-eeeeee-ee-eee...

Is there somebody down our driveway keying the cars??

Eeee-ee-eeee-ee-eeeee-ee-ee-eeee-ee-e......

Is it a possum? Or a bat? OR RATS?!

I wake Rogie up as I'm pinned to the bed by little miss sleeping beauty, and he goes to look out the window.

Looking, looking, looking...

Eee-ee-eeeee-ee-eeee-eee-e-eeeee-eee...

What is it?? Looking, looking, still looking, the noise is there but he cant see anything...

And then he starts to laugh.

What was causing the awful squealing noise? What caused us to get up at 4 am?

A SNAIL sucking its way across the bedroom window!!!!!! It was dead quiet outside, and the window must have been bone dry, because his slippery little underbelly was creating an awful squeak across the window!! We fell about laughing!!

So I popped Rio in her bassinet, as I didnt want to wake her up with our giggling (and so I could actually get comfortable in the bed!!)... and of course, she woke up... with an almighty, and incredibly LOUD poop.

Two installments of audible crapping, and more laughter from us, I get her out to change her nappy (and we'd run out of baby wipes so I have to use wet flannels)... and, my dear, darling daughter...

She pooped on me.





So, hows that for a bit of excitement at 4am?!?! ^_^